I have a question about a republican comedian. He made a political statement and I dont understand it?
Tree kisser asked:
Dennis miller last week said this about how fast he would go to Iraq if he was able to:
Dennis miller last week said this about how fast he would go to Iraq if he was able to:
“Man I Will be there faster than a perisan Woodchuck screaming blasphemy with a canadian antler drawing a fine line with a bucklewheat wind chime”
Can someone please explain to me what this Moron Meant by this statement? Perhaps someone can translate this?


Between your pregnancy and your cherrios induced mouth infection….I’m quite surprised you have time to be concerned about interpreting Dennis Miller’s comments…..
Did people laugh? Cuz i’d expect them to get the same confused/wierded out look that I have.
Since the thing that he mentioned doesn’t exist, I can only presume that he meant to say (in comedic terms?) that it would be impossible for his own self to get to Iraq.
heh, you called him a moron, but you are the one who needs random people on the internet to explain what he said.
Sorry if you don’t understand that……I won’t waste my time trying to explain it to you
First, Dennis Miller is irrelevant.
Second, I wish Dennis Miller _could_ take the place of the NEXT of our sitting-duck soldiers who gets blown up by an IED!
He is a moron alright.. and who knows what he says.. I never listen to him.. I have never found him funny or informative.. just another big mouth!
I have no idea.
But then Bill Maher falls flat every so often too.
you already answer this yourself, he is a moron. He did not know himself what he was saying. Some one like this, does not go to Iraq, they just stay here and try to make trouble for the one’s who do.
Dennis Miller is a flip-flopping pundit who thinks he is funny. I did not like him when he claimed to be liberal and I still don’t like him now that he claims to be conservative.
He said “Republicans don’t fight their own wars, they bad mouth others in hopes they will go do it for them”
You are aware that Dennis Miller used to be a hard core liberal democrat aren’t you. He finally realized that was a losing cause, and came over from the dark side. God bless America. Dennis tells it like it is.
It means I would be on it right away.
Dennis Miller used to be funny. Until he became a Republican.
i agree with dirty martini i gave her a thumbs up
really get a job you liberal clown
Sue him for the answer. He may settle out of court with another joke.