I have a question about a republican comedian. He made a political statement and I dont understand it?

Tree kisser asked:


Dennis miller last week said this about how fast he would go to Iraq if he was able to:

“Man I Will be there faster than a perisan Woodchuck screaming blasphemy with a canadian antler drawing a fine line with a bucklewheat wind chime”

Can someone please explain to me what this Moron Meant by this statement? Perhaps someone can translate this?

Comments (16)

Dirty MartiniOctober 24th, 2009 at 8:55 PM

Between your pregnancy and your cherrios induced mouth infection….I’m quite surprised you have time to be concerned about interpreting Dennis Miller’s comments…..

krs14October 27th, 2009 at 1:46 AM

Did people laugh? Cuz i’d expect them to get the same confused/wierded out look that I have.

just_hanging_out_in_b&wOctober 29th, 2009 at 12:33 PM

Since the thing that he mentioned doesn’t exist, I can only presume that he meant to say (in comedic terms?) that it would be impossible for his own self to get to Iraq.

bigtalltomOctober 30th, 2009 at 6:36 AM

heh, you called him a moron, but you are the one who needs random people on the internet to explain what he said.

1st BuzieNovember 1st, 2009 at 12:36 AM

Sorry if you don’t understand that……I won’t waste my time trying to explain it to you

raybdogNovember 3rd, 2009 at 5:03 AM

First, Dennis Miller is irrelevant.

Second, I wish Dennis Miller _could_ take the place of the NEXT of our sitting-duck soldiers who gets blown up by an IED!

Debra HNovember 4th, 2009 at 9:40 PM

He is a moron alright.. and who knows what he says.. I never listen to him.. I have never found him funny or informative.. just another big mouth!

madskier1November 7th, 2009 at 12:59 AM

I have no idea.
But then Bill Maher falls flat every so often too.

becksbearNovember 8th, 2009 at 7:41 PM

you already answer this yourself, he is a moron. He did not know himself what he was saying. Some one like this, does not go to Iraq, they just stay here and try to make trouble for the one’s who do.

SlickWillieNovember 11th, 2009 at 9:24 AM

Dennis Miller is a flip-flopping pundit who thinks he is funny. I did not like him when he claimed to be liberal and I still don’t like him now that he claims to be conservative.

high_plains_drifter_1857November 11th, 2009 at 10:16 PM

He said “Republicans don’t fight their own wars, they bad mouth others in hopes they will go do it for them”

#1conNovember 14th, 2009 at 11:59 AM

You are aware that Dennis Miller used to be a hard core liberal democrat aren’t you. He finally realized that was a losing cause, and came over from the dark side. God bless America. Dennis tells it like it is.

tx1942txxNovember 16th, 2009 at 7:55 PM

It means I would be on it right away.

blahblahblahNovember 19th, 2009 at 5:00 PM

Dennis Miller used to be funny. Until he became a Republican.

Chuck NorrisNovember 21st, 2009 at 7:46 PM

i agree with dirty martini i gave her a thumbs up

really get a job you liberal clown

Driller KillerNovember 25th, 2009 at 7:35 AM

Sue him for the answer. He may settle out of court with another joke.

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